Tootsie: Mom, I wanna go outside
Me: Okay great. Put on a coat.
Tootsie: I don't need a coat.
Me: Yes you do.
Tootsie: No I don't.
Me: Toots, you'll freeze your butt off if you don't wear a coat.
Tootsie: (as she saunters out the door with no coat and no shoes) No I won't. My butt never falls off.
I can't win my way out of a paper bag with this kid.
