tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33464069914508864512024-03-18T21:21:57.784-07:00Chicken Juice and Toadie-winksIt's a long story...Anniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13160688264775508305noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3346406991450886451.post-85796962519241549222014-04-04T14:05:00.001-07:002014-04-04T14:05:35.779-07:00Humpty Dumpty Had a Great Fall<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">This process of figuring out my beliefs has been a painful one (not that it's over yet). I've been forced to look at the things I've always held dear in a completely different light. For those of you who have never been through a "faith crisis" before, let me explain exactly what happens. Let's pretend your faith is like Humpty Dumpty sitting happily on the wall. Suddenly, for whatever reason, he takes a great fall. Now he's on the ground in a zillion pieces, which is a problem, because Humpty Dumpty can't really be Humpty Dumpty if he's shattered into pieces. So there are a few options. 1) You can ditch Humpty Dumpty entirely and try to forget he ever existed. A lot of people do this and I can't say that I haven't considered it. 2) You can take your favorite pieces of Humpty Dumpty to be reminded that you loved him and he did some good things on that wall. Or 3) you can try to reassemble Humpty Dumpty. Now, this one is hard because no matter what you do, you'll never have the undamaged version of Humpty Dumpty. You'll never have him looking as pristine and flawless as he did before. There will always be cracks and chips and maybe even a few pieces missing. Not to mention that you might wonder from that point forward if putting Humpty Dumpty back together again was the best option. You might not totally trust him up on that wall anymore. After all, he toppled over once, he could do it again.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">That's where I'm at. Except that there are a lot of pieces of my Humpty Dumpty that are gone. Vanished. So not only will he always be damaged, he'll never be whole. And the worst part is that the chastising has already begun. I've already had people I love tell me that I shouldn't have been careless enough to let him fall of the wall in the first place. That's right. It's MY fault. Never mind that Humpty Dumpty is round and off balance and fragile (as I suspect is the case for most people). I'm not trying to deflect blame as much as I'm trying to get people to see that the church is a personal faith crisis waiting to happen. The ebb and flow of "prophetic revelations, " can be extremely troubling for many members. For instance, if God is leading this church, why do "revelations" seem to come at such politically convenient times. Because I'm thinking that God wouldn't cave to government or political pressure. Seriously, how on earth could God have thought it a wise decision to withhold the priesthood from black members for as long as He apparently did (actually it never should have happened in the first place). The fact that the revelation came after such intense pressure from the government to conform should at least make you wonder. I see the same thing happening with the gay marriage situation. At this point, the church should be paving the way for other Christian denominations to follow. Because like it or not, gay marriage WILL and SHOULD be legalized. It might take a few years, but there will no doubt be intense pressure to allow gay couples to be sealed in the temple as well. My guess is that the church will dig in their heels until their tax-exempt status again becomes too compromised. And then? We will most likely be blessed with another revelation. I don't know what will happen with the Ordain Women movement (which I fully support by the way), but I wouldn't be surprised if eventually they cave to that as well (and they should).</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">I'm not trying to be catty and disrespectful of the church or it's leaders. Really, I know there is a LOT of good that comes from the church. There might even be enough good for me to hang on to. But I think there are some extremely questionable and troubling things as well. Sometimes I feel like we've gotten SO far off the path of just following Christ's example (which is what I believe will matter most in the end) that we can't seem to remember why we're doing what we're doing. Does it really matter what I wear or what I let my little girls wear? Does it really matter how many earrings I have in my ears? Is it possible that we've put so much pressure on boys to serve missions that they feel shunned if they don't? Has the church unintentionally created a platform on which people stand and judge each other? I don't think these things came from bad intentions. But I do think they came from men and not God. I get the argument that God is using imperfect men to run his church, and that sometimes the prophet speaks for God and sometimes he speaks as a man. But do we do with that? How do we know when he's speaking for God and when he's just giving us his opinion? How do we know what is a "commandment" and what is just advice? That's actually how this all started for me. I had been trying so hard to follow everything we've been "commanded" to do and not do, and I hit a breaking point. I couldn't do it all. It was virtually impossible. I started researching church history in an effort to find a little inspiration from our early leaders and that was it. Humpty Dumpty came crashing down off the wall. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">I don't know where I'll go from here, but I appreciate so much the people who have been willing to talk things through with me and avoid passing judgment. </span>Anniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13160688264775508305noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3346406991450886451.post-29421165809213350012014-04-01T16:30:00.000-07:002014-04-01T16:31:28.388-07:00Problem Number One<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">Mormon culture is a funny thing. It's warm and fuzzy and full of love. Until you question the church's doctrine and/or history. Then? Things can get a little shaky. It's one of the things that has always been hard for me. Having questions is part of life and I believe God intended for us to use our minds to solve problems and seek answers. I realized recently that instead of truly seeking answers to my questions, I've always let fear of being judged get the best of me. I took whatever was bothering me and "filed" it away, thinking I'd probably find an answer later on in life. My problem at this point is that my "file" is too jam packed for me to function. I can't just suppress my questions anymore. I have to find some answers. I can't move forward with my life until I organize my "file." So far, it has been an extremely painful process. I'm hoping that someone with smartz might read this and be able to help me.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">There is a chance that this blog post will get me into some serious hot water with a few people, but it's a risk I'm willing to take. Actually, I don't think many people read this anymore. So if you happen to stumble onto this, maybe don't tell anyone I know, mmm-kay? That would be super.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">So. Joseph Smith. Not your average Joe (I know, right?). I've known that for a long time and it's always been fine with me. After all, his job was to restore Christ's gospel to the earth, not to be perfect. But when I looked a little more closely, I started wondering if God would actually choose someone like him to do such an important thing. He wasn't just "not perfect." In fact, he did several things that were downright criminal. But still, that's neither here nor there. What really bothered me was discovering the true nature of polygamy, including how and why he ended up practicing it. Initially I was told that it was for the purpose of building God's kingdom and bringing more children into the world. Fine. Whatever. But then how in the world do you explain the polyandry situation (marrying women who were already married to other living man)? And did he really send men on missions and then marry their wives while they were gone without even telling them? All the evidence points to YES. And why did he need to marry so many girls that were so young? Again, I was told that "times were different" and "women married at much younger ages back then." But that's actually not true. The average age for girls to marry was 21-23. I'm thinking the 14 year olds probably weren't quite ready to take on the wife role just yet. Or the plural wife role for that matter. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">But then something dawned on me. Something I'd never thought about before. Why would God tell Joseph Smith to bring back the law of polygamy after Christ's atonement had wiped out the laws of the Old Testament (ie: animal sacrifice & polygamy)? Isn't that like saying Christ's sacrifice wasn't enough? Would God do that??? I don't think He would. So that leaves us with the very real possibility that Joseph Smith made it all up, which is troubling to say the least. I also found several pages of research suggesting that Joseph Smith had already been caught twice having extramarital affairs when he received his polygamy revelation (once by his wife Emma). I don't know if this is true or not, but if it is, it would certainly be embarrassing for the Church. Especially after the whole "<i>we believe in being honest, true, CHASTE, benevolent...</i>" thing. Not to mention, </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444; line-height: 18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">“<i>We believe in being subject to kings, presidents, rulers, and magistrates, in <b>obeying, honoring, and sustaining the law</b>.” </i>Polygamy was illegal and obviously Joseph Smith knew that (hence the secret temple ceremonies)<i>. </i>Can I really believe that a prophet of God would put himself above the law and then deny it to avoid getting caught? I mean, imperfect is one thing. I'm imperfect. You're imperfect. I get that. This is something else entirely. I don't know what to make of it.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">I never thought this would happen to me. I never thought I would be "that" person. I thought I was converted for life. A faith crisis was NOT in the plan for me. But, you know, plans change I guess. Indeed I am facing a SERIOUS faith crisis right now. The things I've always counted on as anchors for my faith are not what I thought they were. I spent 35 years talking and testifying about the things I "know" to be true. Now? I feel that many of them aren't true at all. I've finally realized that faith, belief, hope and knowledge are very different things. I'm trying to sort it all out. It's scary and confusing, and somehow freeing all at the same time. I hope that I will be able to piece things back together in a way that will allow me to re-discover my faith. But I'm fairly sure that it wont be what it once was, and maybe that's okay. </span>Anniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13160688264775508305noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3346406991450886451.post-73924040679455851302014-02-09T20:08:00.004-08:002014-02-09T20:08:55.489-08:00If You Can't Say Something Nice, I Might Punch You In the Throat<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">In three days, we'll have hit the two month mark in our T1 Diabetes journey. Some things are easier and some things are harder. As many of you know, Ryan travels a LOT for work. But this weekend was the first time he's been gone since Tessa's diagnosis. Normally, I don't mind the traveling. In fact, there are many things that go much more smoothly when he's gone (no offense hun). Unfortunately, managing Tessa's Diabetes at night is not one of them. Ryan is a freaking CHAMP when it comes to night time diabetic care. Me? Not so much. I don't handle those middle-of-the-night lows well. Especially when I'm by myself. There was one instance last night when I had my cell phone in one hand (911 already dialed), and my glucagon syringe in the other hand. It's a good thing I never actually pressed<i> send</i>. If the paramedics showed up at my house they most likely would have taken ME to the hospital, what with my crazy blood shot eyes and my hair that looked like I had just stuck my finger in an electrical socket. This whole T1 Diabetes mess just seems more doable when Ryan is home. I need someone there to reassure me that she's going to be okay. Then I need someone to come back to bed with me to be sure I don't go into cardiac arrest. What can I say, I'm a mom. I might need to hire myself a husband to step in when he goes away from now on. Any takers??? </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">The other thing that has been hard, surprisingly, is...people. For the first few weeks we didn't really go anywhere. We tested her blood sugar and injected her with insulin in the privacy of our own home. But, you know, life had to go on. I HAD to figure out how to do things. Normal things. Like go grocery shopping, go to the gym, and attend soccer games. Suddenly I was faced with performing my diabetic duties with curious eyes looking over my shoulder. Then came the first comment.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Now, I knew this would eventually happen. I knew that at some point, somebody would be interested enough to say something or ask something or tell me a story about how their best friend's neighbor's cousin's mom lost her legs because of diabetes. I hoped nobody would be brainless enough to say something like that, but alas, brainless-ness is more common than I thought. I've heard more awful stories than I can even begin to count. I've actually gotten used to hearing them. Crazy how people don't seem to notice my other children's eyes growing wider and wider as they tell their morbid tales. But what bothers me more, are the people who feel like they need to tell me what they think I did to cause my 2 year old to develop T1 Diabetes. I know it's usually just a case of someone not knowing the difference between Type 1 Diabetes and Type 2 Diabetes. But still, can we just not go there? It's IMPOSSIBLE to cause someone (especially a 2 year old) to develop T1 Diabetes. I've had people tell me that it's caused by not breast feeding long enough (um, 16 months was plenty long <i>thankyouverymuch</i>). I've had people tell me that I must have given her dairy too soon (yeah, she STILL hasn't ever had cow's milk). I've had people tell me that she probably ate too much sugar as a baby (I think she had her first piece of candy last Halloween - no kidding). I know people mean well. I get it. I do. What they don't understand is that I've gone through all of this in my head already. Trust me. I have already gone through every possible scenario that could reasonably place the blame on me. Because that's what we do as parents. We beat ourselves up over everything. Even things that are out of our control. I wish people would think that through before THEY blame me. I've gotten good at smiling and nodding and saying, "that's an interesting theory." But I'm afraid that one of these day's I'm going to lose my cool. I'm not entirely sure what would happen if I did, but I apologize in advance if you are unlucky enough to witness it when I do. Feel free to restrain me if necessary.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">All things considered, we're adjusting pretty well. Tess actually handles it better than the rest of us do. Kids are so resilient. Sometimes I can't believe how unfazed she seems by the whole thing (I think <i>unphased,</i> but Webster's dictionary says <i>unfazed</i>). I know she will have hard times and eventually she'll start to wonder why she has to have pokes and shots and other kids don't. However, there's a weird kind of comfort that comes from knowing that she'll never remember what life was like before she developed T1 Diabetes. I know it sounds sad. Pathetic actually. But it's the truth.</span>Anniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13160688264775508305noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3346406991450886451.post-53186216939684210632014-02-05T17:37:00.003-08:002014-02-05T17:45:34.924-08:00Lottie Awesome-ness<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">The dude who is training our doggy sent us this video of her. She's marking and alerting to Tessa's ketone samples (in the tins). Tess reminds us every day that "Lottie is at doggie school." </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">We CANT. FREAKING. WAIT. to get her back. </span><br />
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Anniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13160688264775508305noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3346406991450886451.post-4733681951911007162014-01-09T23:35:00.002-08:002014-01-09T23:43:44.063-08:00And I Thought My Life Was Boring...<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Hey, remember that one time when I wrote a blog post about how my life was so uneventful that I had nothing to blog about? And remember how in that same post I went on to tell you that because of the uneventful nature of the 5 previous months, we had gone out and purchased an English Golden Retriever puppy? I have read and re-read that post so many times over the past few weeks, and I still can't get over the irony of it. I've always hated the phrase, <i>everything happens for a reason</i>, and for the record, I don't actually believe it. But sometimes, every once in a while, I think there's an element of truth to those words.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">December 12, 2013 is a day that will be etched in my memory for the rest of my life. In fact, even now, I have a hard time finding words to describe what happened. Suffice it to say, that my entire life changed that day. My 2 year old little girl Tessa (or Peanut Baby as I refer to her on this blog) was admitted to the hospital and diagnosed with Type 1 Diabetes. My husband and I only had an hour or so to grieve before we had to pull our crap together and start learning the nuts and bolts of glucose testing, carb counting, drawing insulin, and giving injections. Little did we know, that it was just the beginning. The next 48 hours were jam packed with lesson after lesson about how to care for our new little diabetic. We listened and took notes and tried our best to get a grip on the situation. And in between all those things, we cried. We were heartbroken for our little girl who would never have a "normal" life (they tell you that diabetics can live a normal life, but when you really think about it you realize it's not entirely possible). But in all honesty, I was maybe even more heartbroken for myself and my "un-eventful" life that had just been thrown into a tailspin. Hey, at least the level of excitement had picked up a bit. Just goes to show, <i>be careful what you wish for</i>.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Tessa was diagnosed almost exactly 4 weeks ago. I'm pretty sure I cried every day for the first 2 weeks. I cried every other day for about a week after that. I can honestly say that I'm in a much better state of mind at this point. I mean, I have my moments, but they are few and they are brief. I realize that our lives will never be the same, but I also know that good things can come from this challenge we're suddenly faced with. Actually, good things have come already. More on that in a minute. First I want to tell you about the symptoms of Type 1 Diabetes. Not because I think I'm a smarty-pants, but because I wish I would have known the warning signs before we were sitting in the hospital with our baby being told that her blood sugar was over 500. It would have saved her several weeks of suffering. </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">When she was first diagnosed and I started trying to put the puzzle pieces together, my initial thought was that she had only been showing symptoms for a week or two. But over time I've realized that she had actually been symptomatic for several months prior to her diagnosis. Yes. Months (yikes, I know).</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">*3 months prior to diagnosis - I noticed strange changes in her personality and behavior (whiny, clingy, tired though not lethargic, fearful of things she had never feared before, she also stopped picking up new words and even seemed to regress in her speaking ability). At the time I chalked it up to her going through an evil phase or something, but in hindsight I can see that these changes began slowly and became more obvious over the months that followed. I distinctly remember about a week before Halloween wondering if maybe these were the early symptoms of autism, and thinking that we should probably have her evaluated. </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">*2 months prior to diagnosis - strange behaviors continued and she also started crying. CONSTANTLY. Not just regular toddler crying. It was this weird type of crying where I knew something was wrong but I didn't want to take her to the doctor and say, "um, she cries a lot." Hello. She's 2! She also started having suuuuuuuper wet diapers. Not all the time but frequently enough that I noticed it. </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">*1 month prior to diagnosis - all the stuff I mentioned above multiplied by 10. She was unbearable. I would go to sleep every night saying to Ryan, "I can't do this again tomorrow. I just CAN'T do it." And then??? She stopped sleeping through the night. Just all of a sudden. She would wake up crying several times every single night from then on. I was worried I guess. But still, nothing really seemed <i>physically</i> wrong. So I just figured it was part of the "evil phase" she was going through. She continued to have unusually wet diapers, but I also noticed that she seemed thirsty a lot. Again, not all the time. But every few days I was astounded at how much she could drink. I just figured she was growing. I also apparently have rocks in my head.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">*2 weeks prior to diagnosis - Ryan and I had gone to California over Thanksgiving and left the kids home. Because we are awesome parents. The day before we got back my mom called and said that Tess had a weird rash on her torso that looked like giant polka-dots, to which I responded, "yeah, so (again with the <i>awesome parent</i> thing)." My mom said that she didn't seem sick and didn't have a fever so I really wasn't all that concerned. I figured it would go away on it's own (and it did eventually). The morning after we got home, I got Tessa undressed to put her in the tub and I suddenly realized that she had lost a lot of weight since we left on our trip. I mean, a LOT of weight. Which was scary for a kid who really didn't have much weight to lose to begin with. She was also peeing so much that I needed a wheelbarrow to get her diapers to the garbage can. She was begging for drinks all day long still, and seemed unusually hungry. I figured that she probably had some freaky virus that was just working it's way out of her system. But at least she was eating like a bear. Phew! Certainly she was on the mend, right? </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">*1 week prior to diagnosis - Strangely, for a few days her "symptoms" (I didn't know they were actually symptoms of anything) seemed to lessen. I really thought she was fine. Her rash had gone away and she never actually came down with anything else that would have pointed to a virus. The only thing that stuck out to me was that she seemed very VERY tired. When she wasn't eating (or crying), she was laying on the floor. Strange for a 2 year old.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">*3 days prior to diagnosis - Symptoms return, only now they seem exponentially worse than they did before. We decide that if she doesn't seem better by the weekend, we'll take her in.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">*day before diagnosis - I asked my little brother who's a 4th year medical student if any of this sounded serious. We talked about a few possibilities (one of them being Diabetes), but decided that it didn't seem to fit, because really, she didn't necessarily seem sick, and kids with Diabetes are usually sick. During our conversation he mentioned that when kids develop Diabetes and start to enter a state of Ketoacidosis (aka: what happens right before they slip into a diabetic coma), their breath will smell sweet. I filed the info away but didn't think much of it. She had an awful night that night. She woke up SCREAMING for a drink of water at least 3 times. I was absolutely stunned when she downed 3 full glasses each time she woke up. Needless to say, she was peeing as much as she was drinking. Duh.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">*day of diagnosis (we didn't make it to the weekend) - After a long night we both decided that she needed to be checked out by the doctor. Luckily they had an open appointment at 8:30. I was still in my pajamas and apparently still in denial, so Ryan took her in without me. As I was getting her ready to go I noticed something weird. Her breath smelled like...candy. I actually felt my heart stop beating for a split second. I probably should have jumped in the car and gone with her to the doctor, but honestly, I think I was still clinging to the possibility that it wasn't anything serious. Or maybe I was too scared to hear that it was. I have tortured myself with guilt over the fact that I didn't go to that appointment with her. I still can't explain my decision to not go. But in the end, it might have been a blessing in disguise, because when our pediatrician called 30 minutes later to tell me that my baby had Type 1 Diabetes, I. Lost. It. Completely. Ryan took her directly to Primary Children's Hospital. I called my mom in a state of absolute panic knowing that she was the only one who could talk me off this ledge before I had to drive the 30 minutes to the hospital. She delivered. I pulled myself together and drove up to meet Ryan and Tessa. I walked into the exam room and collapsed into Ryan's arms. We had a good long cry. We snuggled our sweet little girl knowing that she had no idea that her life was about to change dramatically. We also knew that she would never remember life prior to her diagnosis. It was sobering to say the least. But then, it was time to get down to business. </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">So. Let me consolidate for you. The symptoms of Type 1 Diabetes are:</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Does this mean that if your kid starts to misbehave he probably has diabetes? No. Does it mean that if he seems tired for a few days he probably has diabetes? No. Does it mean that if he loses weight he probably has diabetes? Nope. Most kids have a very small chance of developing this disease and family history can tell you if your risk is significantly higher (there does seem to be a genetic component). But even then, the chance is still small. I'm only listing these symptoms here because I feel that parents should be aware. Not obsessive. Just aware. I wish I had known more about the symptoms of Type 1 Diabetes. </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Okay. So. The dog that I didn't want to get last fall. Turns out I'm insanely grateful that I was talked into it. Why? Well, for starters, she's AWESOME. She chews the baseboards off my walls like nothing you've ever seen, but I can look past that. In fact, as much as I'm not into the <i>whole everything happens for a reason</i> thing, I have to tell you that she definitely happened for a reason. We were led to her in a way that I can't describe. I knew from the moment I saw her that she was meant to be ours. That feeling has never left me. From day one, Ryan and I both agreed that there was more to our sudden urge to get a puppy than we could reasonably explain. And now we know why.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Shortly after Tessa's diagnosis we learned about a fairly new tool that is being used to help people manage Type 1 Diabetes. It's become especially useful for parents with a young child that's diagnosed with the disease. This tool is called a Diabetic Alert Dog. They are certified service dogs that are legally allowed to go ANYWHERE humans can go (planes, schools, grocery stores, restaurants). They can detect significant changes in a diabetic human's blood glucose level. They are trained to alert the person when they detect these changes. That would be HUGE for people with diabetic babies or toddlers. Because not only can they not feel when their blood sugar goes too high or too low, they couldn't tell anyone if if they could feel it. Tessa has had trouble with highs and lows (most diabetic toddlers do) and it's hard for us to recognize. Often times we don't catch lows until she's literally seconds from passing out. It's just really hard to detect fluctuations in little kids. I spend most of my day in fear of her passing out or seizing while I'm not paying attention. And night time? Oh my heavens. You can probably imagine what's it's like. We spend every night on edge. We know that it would only take minutes for her glucose levels to plummet. That fear is crippling. We take turns getting up to check her levels all night long. You can see why a Diabetic Alert Dog is so appealing to us. </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Now, typically these dogs run about $15,000-$20,000, and no, insurance will not pay for one. Not to mention that for every 10 people who apply to receive one of these amazing dogs, only 1 dog will be placed. In other words, not gonna happen. But there were a few things that got us thinking. Things like the fact that Golden Retrievers are usually the best for the job. <i>Hey! We have one of those</i>. And it's good to begin their training around 6 months. <i>Wait a minute, our puppy is 6 months! </i>But there are only a small handful of accredited organizations who can train Diabetic Alert Dogs throughout the country. <i>Crap</i>! Strangely, one of those organizations happens to be in Utah. <i>Holy smokes! We live in Utah! </i>You can see where this is going, right? We sent our beloved Lottie away for the next 2 months to be trained to be a Diabetic Alert Dog. She left on Tuesday. Our house feels empty and quiet. And while my baseboards will most likely enjoy the break, we miss her so much it hurts. 2 months is going to be a long time. But with any luck, when she gets back, we will have an invaluable tool that will help us keep our daughter safe. She is going to be amazing. I knew from the start that there was going to be something big in her future. She's just...one of those dogs.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">As crazy and unpredictable as life can get, sometimes things really do happen for a reason. I don't know where this blog is going, but I do know that I finally have something worthwhile to blog about now. Silver linings.</span></div>
Anniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13160688264775508305noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3346406991450886451.post-77313001635498598372013-09-20T13:32:00.000-07:002013-09-20T13:32:42.454-07:00It's White and Fluffy and Has Already Eaten My Shoes...<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">I've had nothing to blog about for the past, oh, 5 months or so. Seriously, no thoughts, no events, no babies, nothing. It's just been regular boring life. I'm cool with boring though. Boring usually means something exciting is just around the corner. To be perfectly honest, this isn't exactly the kind of "exciting" I had in mind, but you know what they say, <i>life is short, so get a puppy. </i>Actually, now that I think about it, maybe it's just my husband who says that.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Meet Lottie, our </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strike>baby polar bear</strike></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> English Cream Golden Retriever (her official "snooty" name is Lottie Snickerdoodle).</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">And this...</span><br />
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Anniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13160688264775508305noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3346406991450886451.post-86748916013326705032013-03-05T11:11:00.000-08:002013-03-05T11:22:13.944-08:00How Do You Know?<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Why the sudden return to blogging? I have no idea. Maybe it's because I now spend vast amounts of brain power writing about <a href="http://talesfromlymphhomea.blogspot.com/">cancer</a>, which we all know is utterly fulfilling. I think I just need a place to throw out all the other thoughts that keep me up at night, however unappealing they may be (see last weeks post on a song that was sung at the Academy Awards. My mom was way proud of me for that one). It's actually kind of liberating to write on a blog that only has 3 followers. Seriously. You should try it sometime.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Today's topic is a little less <strike>artificial</strike> superficial than the last one. But it's something that I JUST CAN'T STOP thinking about. And here it is. How do you know when you're done, you know, having kids? I mean, I've spent the last year or so thinking I was done. SO done. Because more often than not, it's a miracle when I make it an entire day without totally losing my crap. Not because my kids are so horribly behaved or anything (with the exception of Peanut Baby, who regularly tempts me to hang her upside down by her pinky toe for extended periods of time). It's more because I'm so overwhelmed with all the stuff they have going on. We are in the car every day from the moment school gets out until 9:45 pm. Okay, I know what you're thinking. <i> Helloooo! Don't have them participate in so many activities! Problem solved.</i> But it doesn't really work like that for us. Not to mention that if they weren't doing so many extracurriculars, they'd be running around the house like wild banchee's. Believe me. We're a psychotherapist's dream family. Whichever chromosome is responsible for ADD has like, quadrupled itself in our kids. Which leads me to my next issue. There's not a chance in Hell that we'd suddenly be able to produce a calm child. We're 0 for 4, so it's not like we'd be holding our breath or </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">anything. But I seriously don't know if I could handle it. Then again, I remember thinking that before we had our 2nd child. And then again before we had our 3rd child. And AGAIN before our 4th! So, maybe it's just me. Which leads me to another issue. My body sucks at being pregnant. <a href="http://chickenjuiceandtoadiewinks.blogspot.com/2011/03/tiny-girls-big-story.html">Last time</a>, if you recall, it decided at 34 weeks that being pregnant pretty much blew. I know I'd spend 9 months totally stressed about the possibility of my pancreas and uterus backing out of the deal again and winding up with another itty bitty. I definitely prefer my babies to be larger than dwarf hamsters.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">But you guys, I can't get over the idea of it really being...over. We've done the whole pray and search for an answer thing. And not that I don't believe it's a good route to take, but so far my answer has been, "you decide". And, you know, He's right. We've done a decent job of procreating, so I wouldn't feel guilty or anything if we opted to bow out this time. We have multiplied and replen-i-shed. I think I just <i>want</i> another one. But here's my question. Does that nagging feeling ever go away? Do you ever really feel complete? Is there a point where you can let go and not be terrified that you'll regret that decision some day? Come on internetz (all 3 of you)! Give me something to work with!</span>Anniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13160688264775508305noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3346406991450886451.post-29268190454759084882013-02-04T08:38:00.002-08:002013-02-04T08:38:42.667-08:00Cancer is an Attention Whore<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">My brother has cancer. My dad has cancer. Apparently cancer is determined to be the center of attention right now. If you'd like to follow my family's cancer journey <a href="http://talesfromlymphhomea.blogspot.com/">click here</a>. If, however, you have fond feelings towards cancer, I would encourage you not to read. Me and cancer aren't exactly seeing eye to eye right now. </span>Anniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13160688264775508305noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3346406991450886451.post-87973224828872675132012-06-06T19:53:00.001-07:002012-06-06T19:53:52.765-07:00Finally, My Pinterest Addiction Bareth Fruit<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Crud. School's out. It's been 7 hours and I'm struggling already. The idea of having a fifth child seems so doable until I have the current 4 all home at the same time. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">I haven't really planned much in terms of academic maintenance for the summer. But I did at long last put my many Pinterest hours to good use. Can the words "Pinterest" and "good use" be used in the same sentence? Because my husband would argue that they contradict each other. At best. BUT, behold the instagram summer journals...</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">So far I haven't done much more than stare at them while trying to decide what exactly I will demand be written in them, but they really do have great potential. 20 bucks says they're still blank come September.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Another thing that comes with summer is Tootsie's dance recital. Today was picture day. I want to love it but to be honest, it seems a little too similar to those nut-job beauty pageants that are really just an excuse for moms to dress their 5 year olds up like hookers. It feels one set of false teeth away from ridiculous. But she laps it up like a golden retriever on a desert island. So of course I pull out my camera and let her work her tap dancing, booty shaking mojo. And then I thank the good Lord that we have 364 days until we have to do it again. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">And finally, because I have absolutely no ability to stick to one topic, I want to ask you something. When and how have you chosen to talk to your kids about the birds and the bees? Why do you feel the way you do? For some reason I keep running into this topic of conversation with various individuals. I've been surprised at how greatly opinions seem to vary from one person to the next. I came across <a href="http://mamasminutia.blogspot.com/2009/07/sex-talk.html">this</a> article recently but haven't yet decided how I feel about it. Please, internetz, do impart your wisdom. </span>Anniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13160688264775508305noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3346406991450886451.post-46461748135070964612012-05-07T18:09:00.000-07:002012-05-07T19:53:10.471-07:00Impulse Control is Not My Forte<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Last Friday I took the kids to the IFA store to look at the baby chickens. It was only a few minutes before I found myself driving home with 6 of them in a cardboard box. I don't know what happened. We were all, "oh look how cuuuuute and fuzzyyyyy!" And then I was like, "yes I'll take 6 please". I don't remember what my train of thought was in between those two moments (I did NOT go into the store with the intention of purchasing one single thing - I'll tell you what). But alas, we are now proud chicken owners. Actually, I'm not very proud. In fact, I'm kind of embarrassed about the whole thing. Ryan will gladly tell you how thrilled he is that I took it upon myself to bless our home with 6 family pets. No, I don't have a problem with impulse control thank you very much. Okay, maybe I do. They're really cute though. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">And with any luck they'll provide us with a few years worth of amazing organic eggs. And LOTS of fertilizer. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Tootsie insisted on choosing names for them. So would you be surprised if I told you that she has finally settled on Fluffy, Fluffy, Fluffy, Fluffy, Fluffy, and Peaches (the black one-of course)? </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">We supposedly got 5 buff Orphingtons and 1 black Sexlink. But over the past few days one of our "supposedly" buff Orphingtons has mysteriously turned white, doubled in size, and sprouted feathers on her feet. I did a little research about this sort of chicken mutation and found out that we may have one of these on our hands.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">I think it looks like a muppet. I can't put my finger on which one exactly but there's some muppet in there for sure. For now though, she's still pretty cute (see below).</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">1 teaspoon baking soda</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">1/2 teaspoon salt</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">1 tablespoon finely grated lemon zest</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">1 1/3 cups sugar</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">1 cup butter</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">2 eggs</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">1 teaspoon vanilla</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">1/2 teaspoon lemon extract</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">4-5 ounces lemon head candies, crushed (use food processor for best results)</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">3 tablespoons lemon juice </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">1 1/2 cups powdered sugar</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Sift together dry ingredients and set aside. Cream together zest and butter. Add eggs one at a time and beat until light and fluffy. Add vanilla and lemon extract. Gradually add flour mixture and mix until just blended. Stir in crushed lemon drops. Roll into 1-inch balls and bake on parchment or greased baking sheet for 10-12 minutes or until edges are slightly brown and centers are almost set. Let cool.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Mix powdered sugar and lemon juice to make glaze (add lemon zest and a bit of butter if desired). Spread glaze over tops of cookies.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Oh, and for all you photography enthusiasts, have you ever tried the technique called free-lensing? OHMYHOLYCRAPIMOBSESSED! It's not exactly healthy for your camera but it's super fun. We'll see if I still have good things to say about it by the time I destroy my lens. Read about it <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5679403/101-photos-taken-with-the-lens-detached">here</a>.</span>Anniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13160688264775508305noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3346406991450886451.post-55188942787354553292012-03-30T22:26:00.000-07:002012-05-07T19:50:33.875-07:00A Post From My Inner Weakness<div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;">
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">I know that lately I've been all, <i>la la la, my kids aren't eating any sugar for a year </i>and stuff. But truth be told, Tootsie never really grasped the idea to begin with so she was kicked out of the contest early on, and Spanky was caught cheating about ten thousand too many times so he's out too. At this point, there remains only one in the game. He is awesome and stoic and</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> quite frankly, the only one of my children I can trust anyway. So I will support him and cheer him on. But I have fallen. OH DEAR GRACIOUS I have fallen. I don't know what has gotten in to me but I've been making the most evil of desserts lately. And consuming them. In front of my son who isn't eating any sugar for a year. Beause my heart is only slightly larger than a raisin.</span></div>
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1) Preheat the oven to 325 degrees F. Butter and flour two 9-inch cake pans with 2-inch high sides. (I used 10<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman';">″</span> cheesecake pans – aka springform pans – ) In a medium bowl, whisk together flour, salt, baking powder, and baking soda. In a large bowl, cream butter and sugar together until light and fluffy. Add eggs, one at a time, beating after each addition. Beat in vanilla. Add sour cream, and beat for 30 seconds. Add flour mixture in three additions, beating to blend after each addition. Divide batter into prepared pans. Bake cake 52-60 minutes (mine was done after about 53 minutes).</div>
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With an electric mixer on medium speed, cream together the butter, cream cheese, and sugar until smooth. Add the strawberries. Mix well. Add lime juice a bit at a time until you reach desired consistency. Store in the refrigerator until it’s time to frost the cake.</div>
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<span style="color: #262626;"><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: small;">3</span></span></span><span style="color: #262626; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">) Remove cake from oven and cool for 10 minutes. Run a sharp knife around the edges of the pans, then turn cakes out onto a rack to cool completely. I threw the two cake layers in the freezer for about an hour to make the cake assembly easier, but you don't necessarily need to do that.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman';"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: small;">6</span></span><span style="color: #262626;">) Top with remaining cake layer, cut side down (I used a bottom piece so that the top would be super flat). Spread two cups of frosting over the top and sides of the cake in a thin layer, then frost with remaining frosting. This recipe makes a very big 4-layer cake that will feed a lot of people. It says it serves 12 people but I would say more like 16-18 at least. It was HUGE!</span></span></div>Anniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13160688264775508305noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3346406991450886451.post-67825093233268842632012-03-20T12:27:00.002-07:002012-03-20T14:10:59.718-07:00Moves Like Spanky<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">My kids aren't typically the "significant accomplishment" types. I mean, you know, I love them. But really they're just average kids who happen to have lounged around inside my uterus for 9 months (give or take). They don't very often do anything that I consider to be blog worthy (except for Peanut Baby who I have consistently featured for, oh, about 13 months now - lets face it, until they hit 2, you could easily blog about almost everything they do). Every once in awhile though, the kid I'm about to list on ebay pulls off a miracle and makes me proud. And his pint-sized six pack makes me want to buy myself a freaking ab-roller.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">*Pardon the cheese ball music. It's his FAVE right now.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dwsr3YSb7o19v0F_7HxOH7f3hZsTr_HQMRaftHzTbNtX3OyGQUA-JqP4c5m4P8UlLnX01CoKZUJo0T4CoaB' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div>Anniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13160688264775508305noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3346406991450886451.post-946209807238250452012-02-27T20:52:00.000-08:002012-02-27T20:52:25.380-08:00I'm Bringin' Twinkies Back<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">How? HOW has it been an entire year since I brought this kid home from the hospital??? My mom always tells me that the older you get the faster time goes. I'm starting to believe her. I think I spent the first six months of Tessa's life in complete and utter disbelief that we somehow made it out of the whole birth ordeal unscathed. After that, I felt like I just couldn't catch my breath. Time was going by so fast. She was sitting up and then she was crawling and then she was <strike>chewing up and swallowing little bits of garbage</strike> waving bye-bye (which is also <i>hi, I hate you, and come hither</i>). Now she's ONE, and has the the most serious case of snaggle-tooth I've ever seen. But ohmigosh, she's my favorite. </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqL_YKwXAJWeZu65eoiu5G8HNs5GaGeBd4o8TpxFAs142DNff3rCgtFq_mC9DXZkEJXCVF9o6UjBp7v1LimePM43_ilHmQiAcycHtSvSQANn7wV0HbebfKl5L9IFPIMtUuc81lEQHeVO0/s1600/tess1+copy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="456" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqL_YKwXAJWeZu65eoiu5G8HNs5GaGeBd4o8TpxFAs142DNff3rCgtFq_mC9DXZkEJXCVF9o6UjBp7v1LimePM43_ilHmQiAcycHtSvSQANn7wV0HbebfKl5L9IFPIMtUuc81lEQHeVO0/s640/tess1+copy.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Oh, hai. I needz braces.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">This baby changed my life. I think they all do to a certain degree but this one managed to punch me in the gut and remind me not to take life for granted. Not to take motherhood for granted. She has brought our family closer together. And somehow, some way she has put the idea of possibly having one more in my head. Damn her! With any luck she'll turn in to a rotten fit-throwing toddler and knock some sense back into me.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Peanut Baby has been infatuated with the movie Despicable Me since last summer. Infatuated to the point that a few months ago, we got in the habit of sitting her in front of it in the middle of the night so that we could sleep (ahhh, the beauty of being the 4th child). So we thought it only appropriate to stick with that theme for her birthday. </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_oklhbaQ2QdfVSKNjp4wJXOjnZ3JnA-fVG_2Qjx-cBfQVm1AhH-PCozqsjX1CYd6VekNqunH8pVdeoM2vTcXfXScrmPL6YhfWAoox4E0_bxh01WgI3RjdkZT6jadiFQ06Hv4V8ur0mbc/s1600/minions1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="492" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_oklhbaQ2QdfVSKNjp4wJXOjnZ3JnA-fVG_2Qjx-cBfQVm1AhH-PCozqsjX1CYd6VekNqunH8pVdeoM2vTcXfXScrmPL6YhfWAoox4E0_bxh01WgI3RjdkZT6jadiFQ06Hv4V8ur0mbc/s640/minions1.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Who doesn't love a minion made out of a Twinkie? A TWINKIE!!! Who still eats twinkies?!? Probably nobody considering I got a box of 50 for like $1.00. You know what they say though, <i>you only turn 1 once</i>.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
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</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Ryan and I have been talking a lot lately about how we want figure out a way to spend more one on one time with the kids. They need it. Especially the boys. Sometimes it seems like days or even weeks will go by before I realize that I haven't spent any time with them individually. It's all just a whirlwind of coming and going, and helping with homework and scouting, and driving them to lessons and hollering at them to get their jobs done, and then having the cops show up because they've been riding their mini motorcycle in the neighbor's driveway, when clearly the street is a much safer place to be. I speak the truth. Douche bag neighbor called the cops, because he is a stellar human being. Anyway, I just mean to say that I know they need some time with us. Individually. Alone. Away from the chaos that has become our lives.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">SO! We've decided that instead of giving them more <i>stuff</i> accompanied by sugary crap they're not supposed to be eating anyway (but probably still are), we'd give them something else. Our time. Which is something we should be giving them anyway but apparently we both failed parenting school and now we have to make our kids believe that having time with us is a rare and valuable gift not to be taken for granted.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">We came up with 1 special activity per month that we thought they'd be excited about doing with one of us (Ryan and I alternate every month). I made little coupons and printed them out on some thick card stock. Then I put each date coupon in it's own envelope and labeled it with the month they'll get to open it. I figured that they can open their envelopes on the first day of every month and we'll put their coupons on the "date chart" I made. The coupons can't come down until they've actually gone on their date for the month. Hopefully, having their coupons staring us down every day will help motivate us to follow through. Also, I'm planning to take a few pictures on every date so that next year for Valentines Day we can give them some sort of memory book about the fun things we've done. See how I so craftily drag this idea out so I don't have to think of something for next year? I suck at parenting.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">But I'm kind of excited to give these to the kids over a big Valentine's dinner tomorrow. </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdG3V7g292LMVIWlEKHUfTuFwkivoMOZqBHvEiXEUn-1HSxvzn1SH4gYC0l0wPsHJzGw8M1zoHZWWY4W5XhpDZo4h8gCbT7Drlqn3WgerH4f13vWdcVaomgy0OUNuEuMZnplSp1EcH-Fs/s1600/datenightpicture.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdG3V7g292LMVIWlEKHUfTuFwkivoMOZqBHvEiXEUn-1HSxvzn1SH4gYC0l0wPsHJzGw8M1zoHZWWY4W5XhpDZo4h8gCbT7Drlqn3WgerH4f13vWdcVaomgy0OUNuEuMZnplSp1EcH-Fs/s640/datenightpicture.jpg" width="494" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">These are just a few of their date coupons. They're each getting 12. It's going to be a long year. </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">We debated whether or not to include activities that cost money because we wanted this to be more about spending time together, not necessarily spending money. In the end though, we decided that having a few outings that cost money wouldn't make a difference. We chose some things that we thought would be meaningful to each of them individually, and also some things that were kind of generic that we thought all of them would like. </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Oh, and just so you know, Peanut Baby isn't getting any coupons. I gave her some boob coupons about a year ago (you guys, she's almost ONE) and she has cashed them ALL in. </span></div>Anniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13160688264775508305noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3346406991450886451.post-79313368055292191482012-01-16T20:19:00.000-08:002012-01-16T20:19:23.671-08:00Be My "Valentime"<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">I've had this recipe for chocolate doughnuts in my back pocket since last February. Actually, since February 14th to be specific. The day my pancreas and my uterus got into a bit of a feud which ultimately ended with my uterus getting it's ass kicked. And then Peanut Baby was all, "Hi loosers. I'm here." Last year I was planning to spend Valentine's Day making chocolate doughnuts with my kids and then we were going to go "valentining" later that night. By the way, is it just me or has valentining become a thing of the past? My neighbors always seem so confused by the whole ordeal. Anyway, things didn't pan out the way I had planned. It was a bad day. So we're going to try it again this year (if you're one of my neighbors, act surprised, okay?). We gave these bad boys a test run today. And aside from my complete inability to allow my children to freely distribute sprinkles as they wish (I'm a sprinkle nazi - are you surprised?), they turned out pretty darn cute. If I wasn't just coming off a raw food cleansing diet I would most definitely have partaken. The kids, however, have no problem hoovering mass quantities of sugar. Not an issue there. We're having wilted spinach soup tomorrow night for dinner to balance it out. They're so excited.</span><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: Times; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Tootsie continues to call Valentine's Day, Valentime's Day. It's cute. I don't have it in me to correct her.</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: Times; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
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</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Or just throw them in this thing. It's WAAAAAAY easier.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8H4kBcMOGCkxQW8pw14WMpXGzl0iallnnXNrfKFdySpBsB07usjLDVZrnElgcXN1dqmJCNK5ee60VsyoU6LCj6-Hj98r884sFIWh9K_PIGStKUfTJKrObEgWEgcmORDR0EtPr-xbfRCE/s1600/unnamed.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8H4kBcMOGCkxQW8pw14WMpXGzl0iallnnXNrfKFdySpBsB07usjLDVZrnElgcXN1dqmJCNK5ee60VsyoU6LCj6-Hj98r884sFIWh9K_PIGStKUfTJKrObEgWEgcmORDR0EtPr-xbfRCE/s400/unnamed.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">And then the Penn State fiasco. Oh my, that just sucked away like two whole weeks of my life. Two whole weeks where I did nothing but watch the news in complete and utter disbelief. After which I sat my boys down and explained things that no parent ever wants to have to explain to their little boys but thank you Jerry Sandusky now we have no choice.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">But then I would just roll a ball to Peanut Baby and all was suddenly right in the world again. Ahh, baby giggles. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">So really, nothing very big to report. Well, until today I guess.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">One time in Junior High, </span><strike><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">My mom</span></strike><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> I thought it would be a rewarding experience to try out for the school play, The Wizard of Oz. My audition went well. I was pretty sure I would probably be cast as a munchkin, or an Oz person, or at <i>least </i>a tree or something. Something or someone who made an actual appearance on the stage. So you can imagine my surprise when I found out that I would be playing "Toto's bark". No, I wasn't Toto (although that definitely would have been an upgrade). I was his bark. They actually wanted me to stay after school every day, month after month so I could sit off stage and make barking sounds on command<i>. </i>I probably don't need to mention that I declined the offer. But just in case...I declined the offer. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">I tell you this story to make the point that I suck at lots of things. Actually, I suck at most things I attempt. But there's one thing. One thing I kind of kick some serious ass at. Birthday parties. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Today was Tootsie's birthday party. Not her actual birthday. Her actual birthday is on December 26th, and anyone born the day after Christmas is destined to be ignored on their birthdays for the rest of their life. Which will inevitably lead to the crushing of their tender inside parts and drive them to seek counseling in their latter years. So far, we've master the art of pretending our daughter's birthday doesn't exist and have started a savings account titled Tootsie's Therapy Fund. It has worked out wonderfully until these past few months over which she has been invited to several birthday parties. Parties. To celebrate ones birthday. Where people come and participate in games and activities and all sorts of splendidness. Tootsie. Discovered. Birthday parties. Which meant that I couldn't be all, tr<i>a la la no birthday here continue on your merry way, </i>come the 25th. (what is it with birthday parties these days. I feel like putting up a billboard that says, "dude, I get it, you were born. As were the rest of us."). - (oh wow, that's just WAY too many punctuation marks right there). At any rate, it was time to throw the girl a party. And if you know me at all, you know that I don't throw parties. Like, ever. But on those extremely rare occasions that I have a lapse in judgement and recklessly abandon my party philosophy, I don't <i>just</i> throw a party. I go balls to the wall, bat crap crazy, ocd for weeks before the actual date planning the most perfect of all perfect parties. I can't tell you why I do it. It just happens. Which essentially is why I developed the whole "no throwing parties" rule for myself. That and the fact that I don't like being served with divorce papers. Poor Ryan. Send him flowers.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">A few weeks back Tootsie told me that she wanted to have a party where her friends could come and decorate their own cakes. Nine 4 and 5 year olds? Armed with cake and frosting? In my house? No. Haeeeeell no. I tried to persuade her to consider other birthday theme possibilities but it was not to be. A cake decorating birthday party became her reason for eating and drinking and breathing in and out every day. And so it began. And because I'm me, that over-doer that I usually keep locked way deep down inside of myself somehow broke loose (notice how I use the word doer, not achiever - as I really have never actually achieved anything worth mentioning) (wait, I think I was nominated "most likely to become one of Santa's elves" in 7th grade) (or maybe it was "most likely to land the part of Toto's bark" - one can't be certain). But you guys. This party. Was so rad. I have to show you how rad. Because if you happen to have a little girl who happens to have a birthday and you happen to be scouring the internet for party ideas? This is one you might want to consider.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">We started off with a tea party. Because hello? Tea parties are awesome. </span><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmjKCqbCdnglZRi-yJZxAd2J17Z8qaBRaerH9gXYVGhDySurcgiwybMqAAvzWBab31nikQOs-0UBD9bH9G8QIHtGNWRrrmonOAEhRJ1B60u3yu_Ymt3J5HL_bhhkOKwYD2jUuYFltB3zk/s1600/IMG_0492*+small.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="456" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmjKCqbCdnglZRi-yJZxAd2J17Z8qaBRaerH9gXYVGhDySurcgiwybMqAAvzWBab31nikQOs-0UBD9bH9G8QIHtGNWRrrmonOAEhRJ1B60u3yu_Ymt3J5HL_bhhkOKwYD2jUuYFltB3zk/s640/IMG_0492*+small.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Tootsie was rather enchanted with the whole ordeal.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZpBS8eujzc46TU5L_75sQg-01ofI_3prrg1nccxt7nSkJQbr2_1Gqo25KDwtwTaRE28wNU0vnQF0AxWVc5mw3ABEuep0C9O5nBV4_Vo9uQTZ11Dl-cTwKayhDEgVu89Ca0k8M_ZOQMTA/s1600/IMG_0493*+small.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="456" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZpBS8eujzc46TU5L_75sQg-01ofI_3prrg1nccxt7nSkJQbr2_1Gqo25KDwtwTaRE28wNU0vnQF0AxWVc5mw3ABEuep0C9O5nBV4_Vo9uQTZ11Dl-cTwKayhDEgVu89Ca0k8M_ZOQMTA/s640/IMG_0493*+small.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">We then moved to the kitchen table where the guests were each outfitted with their very own apron hand crafted by myself and the birthday girl. Mostly by myself. Well, until I grew tired of sewing and drove to the nearest Kid2Kid to purchase the final two. Which incedently were only $4.00. Would have been helpful to have known that before I spent an entire week MAKING aprons. <strike>Spent rest of the evening sitting in corner sucking thumb and rocking back and forth.</strike></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgSxKiaQDTk80LQshUu4uVLgSDRZhfnpJ-1kdDczxlZMjSkVfzrAqPG-NP-iKhdYhmt6fnCJZK0VJTD-O7xU0rVTyOJxn6y9Vd2shd9selIiKVq3oNNHOie3o1_HSfZ8lPtmhF3ay9bpo/s1600/IMG_0499*+small.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="456" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgSxKiaQDTk80LQshUu4uVLgSDRZhfnpJ-1kdDczxlZMjSkVfzrAqPG-NP-iKhdYhmt6fnCJZK0VJTD-O7xU0rVTyOJxn6y9Vd2shd9selIiKVq3oNNHOie3o1_HSfZ8lPtmhF3ay9bpo/s640/IMG_0499*+small.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">But dang, they looked cute.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiK7OKaX0MuBt4UqQh-kIk7wA_uyZ45xm6yeDQ9l_NsI6dg6aYokXoXQmy4KQOZR3fMygKXO8Hf_i_k9L95joEAY6teJlA9oXsYhlCYVShMls2Eyyhbkz42zm1IEtGOU3QhnFW3jJPmoMs/s1600/IMG_0505*+small.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="456" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiK7OKaX0MuBt4UqQh-kIk7wA_uyZ45xm6yeDQ9l_NsI6dg6aYokXoXQmy4KQOZR3fMygKXO8Hf_i_k9L95joEAY6teJlA9oXsYhlCYVShMls2Eyyhbkz42zm1IEtGOU3QhnFW3jJPmoMs/s640/IMG_0505*+small.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqR7_Ev7IRgwXh-TWgbnZ5hOr_xHEKxGHFegaRWxrsU6oERWxbPVtkxPzQsBApAm4qDPul7G_grslnSE0MIKu5roG_kUYgF4cUKA7tzv-NqOMCIF0VbpK-OACmJmPKQcwBWK8z-o9adYA/s1600/IMG_0513*+small.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="456" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqR7_Ev7IRgwXh-TWgbnZ5hOr_xHEKxGHFegaRWxrsU6oERWxbPVtkxPzQsBApAm4qDPul7G_grslnSE0MIKu5roG_kUYgF4cUKA7tzv-NqOMCIF0VbpK-OACmJmPKQcwBWK8z-o9adYA/s640/IMG_0513*+small.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">And here's where it gets fun. Or scary. Depending on how you look at freaks like me. Okay scary. </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">I found pastry boxes to put their finished products in and baker's twine to finish it off. Oh, and notice the stickers that say, "thank you for coming, love Tootsie" (my favoritest part for sure). They also got to keep their aprons (gun, head, trigger) and their spatulas (dollar tree - two for a buck - no brainer) (because they were cheap - not because I just put a gun to my head) (i've developed a parenthesis fetish) (are you annoyed yet).</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjROYfXDrdVxwL2NcI_K65e0EoVn5n5-a1HkG6azmJCShesolbEcUartMCY4GbGL6XbgPDxZIDYeiMukmXh650axDmV9fy8FVTFDO9pTFnwyxWujEnquliD8I-WXlP5tTlx5C6BLj3HHOM/s1600/IMG_0514*+small.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="456" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjROYfXDrdVxwL2NcI_K65e0EoVn5n5-a1HkG6azmJCShesolbEcUartMCY4GbGL6XbgPDxZIDYeiMukmXh650axDmV9fy8FVTFDO9pTFnwyxWujEnquliD8I-WXlP5tTlx5C6BLj3HHOM/s640/IMG_0514*+small.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">And here's where you can feel free to tell me that I need counseling. This is Tootsie's birthday cake. And because I wasn't quite kookie enough, I made giant cupcakes to serve instead of cake. Purely because I didn't want to cut into the cake. 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Look at that kid.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj92L303Z3RYPDgo3FMkZu34E6ITvhjUnJGbnWIOlO18H0Zk1kD9ocoXXwI8sYk32IcSzW_KUCkkVjJCjGqgwKXlmNCgzOcFc1PxFP1htH9sVH98T97KbGJHkNk3z6QeZzBzMrZ0fMfEC0/s1600/IMG_0529*+small.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="456" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj92L303Z3RYPDgo3FMkZu34E6ITvhjUnJGbnWIOlO18H0Zk1kD9ocoXXwI8sYk32IcSzW_KUCkkVjJCjGqgwKXlmNCgzOcFc1PxFP1htH9sVH98T97KbGJHkNk3z6QeZzBzMrZ0fMfEC0/s640/IMG_0529*+small.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">I hate cheesy sentiment. I don't usually do cheesy sentiment. But today, I have to. Sorry in advance.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKKsXVLBnZfWPYHiF5ibkgWoHPFBfwS9dM6PsV59z9e0eTVRXcBq0yQvVwrNaZQKM953G-xblqwFBzyliK-uvx3mlZGUc8a1zIA198JdimDaGw9hhj254lfmb9DOOqLJGNG2Aa_tQUXNw/s1600/IMG_0546*+small.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="456" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKKsXVLBnZfWPYHiF5ibkgWoHPFBfwS9dM6PsV59z9e0eTVRXcBq0yQvVwrNaZQKM953G-xblqwFBzyliK-uvx3mlZGUc8a1zIA198JdimDaGw9hhj254lfmb9DOOqLJGNG2Aa_tQUXNw/s640/IMG_0546*+small.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">I remember rubbing my hand over my enormous belly imagining what you would be like. I pictured you as a precious, soft, sleepy, infant. I pictured you as a wide-eyed, sweet, easy going toddler. I pictured you as a passive, un-demanding little girl. Because sugar and spice and everything nice, I had been told. Or maybe because that's what I thought I wanted you to be. </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">I never pictured you this way.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">I never imagined you would be the strong willed, independent, stubborn to the bone child that you are. And for a long time, I didn't understand you. But that was my mistake. I didn't want to have to re-mold myself to make room for your complex personality. I thought you would just fall in line and march to the beat like everybody else. I was so wrong. I was so wrong to think that it was your duty to become my vision for you. I was so wrong to have a vision of what I wanted you to be. Because what you are is so much better. You are a combination of sweet and tough that I have never seen before. You have a strength to your spirit that Genghis Kahn would be envious of. You are smart but not self-rightous. You can read people like a book, and you somehow make room for everyone in that tiny heart of yours. I never see you judge. Ever. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Every day is an opportunity for me to watch you, and learn from you, and be thankful that I was chosen to be your mom.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Every night is seemingly the end of a chapter. As I take your angelic face in my hands and kiss you on the head, I think to myself that I can't imagine my life without you, and that I can't wait to meet you new in the morning.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">When I look at you, somehow I know that I've known you longer than just 5 years. Maybe much longer. But I also know that this life is yours to live. It's yours to make with it what you will. And believe me my girl, there is nothing tying you down. </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> </span>Anniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13160688264775508305noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3346406991450886451.post-27705167388071969012011-08-18T15:35:00.000-07:002011-08-18T15:35:27.609-07:00Blog Trumps Family<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Get this. Last week in church my dad took a moment to stand up and "thank" someone (we'll call her Miss Shniderman). Apparently at that very moment, something happened to the nerves that connect his mouth to his brain and he said, "I'd really like to SPANK Miss Shniderman". At first I was all, <i>habbada whobadda wha</i>??? But then I remembered this picture from our trip to Lake Powell in July and realized that the pieces totally fit. </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuO4PmrCvyY-kOlpI06ZPB2KbXaJcx8ujDCNIGVHf4MX5T70Ri40N7IuQogaoWY32b3ZceJsiTZl8gFmnUxhFmdom3bxirsEcRxiJSUgxfvWttmN20zhyneSjXrxEVv9NWwgIgk3lbZEM/s1600/IMG_8088*.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuO4PmrCvyY-kOlpI06ZPB2KbXaJcx8ujDCNIGVHf4MX5T70Ri40N7IuQogaoWY32b3ZceJsiTZl8gFmnUxhFmdom3bxirsEcRxiJSUgxfvWttmN20zhyneSjXrxEVv9NWwgIgk3lbZEM/s640/IMG_8088*.jpg" style="cursor: move;" width="456" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">And then I realized that I hadn't yet taken the time to complete my annual Lake Powell post that often times provides a golden opportunity for me to embarrass the pants off the people in my family. </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">My motto? Opportunities shall not be squandered. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">And so I will proceed with caution. </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">HA! You believed that last sentence? </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
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</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">I don't know why we can't just use the water tramp like normal people. And for the record, no small children were hurt in this attempt to land inside the overturned trampoline. Just the ego of the guy who totally missed. </span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXDvzJuSBDQJkdBVH9Y_zUhwxisATskRYQ747pqAcQuGl3wzRERGhONukih9TBwAdOSFYUALTRwuQa439SA47qv4h8vyhSHIfxnTvhB3gxmup9vsZENjoe8SypDnuxm0uyiz3V8-hn0zY/s1600/IMG_8259*.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="456" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXDvzJuSBDQJkdBVH9Y_zUhwxisATskRYQ747pqAcQuGl3wzRERGhONukih9TBwAdOSFYUALTRwuQa439SA47qv4h8vyhSHIfxnTvhB3gxmup9vsZENjoe8SypDnuxm0uyiz3V8-hn0zY/s640/IMG_8259*.jpg" style="cursor: move;" width="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><br />
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</span></span></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">My dad's dance moves are seemingly genetic.</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">My future grandchildren...I pity them.</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnjlq-heKMG82KCa2FDiu-v032ORiyKt8oILITOE0cXtDH1lj2zy4cggYOOjImko7hPt0S5vnEe-P9J_JiJ86T8lVaf7XNLpLzecGapM4aVZ23xEjDHqZkQBEuHkL6dr3qroklIorckXo/s1600/IMG_8096*.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnjlq-heKMG82KCa2FDiu-v032ORiyKt8oILITOE0cXtDH1lj2zy4cggYOOjImko7hPt0S5vnEe-P9J_JiJ86T8lVaf7XNLpLzecGapM4aVZ23xEjDHqZkQBEuHkL6dr3qroklIorckXo/s640/IMG_8096*.jpg" style="cursor: move;" width="456" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><br />
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</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">There are people in my family who aren't going to speak to me for a REALLY REALLY long time after they read this. I sacrificed my level of like-ability to provide my internetz with an accurate depiction of our annual Powell extravaganza. Because, Blog.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Peanut Baybee is growing old. Every night when I put her to bed I get that panicky feeling that reminds me just how quickly she will change. Already I can hardly remember that floppy little heap of sleep she used to be. Now she weighs 12 pounds and even sort of has chubby thighs. Let me say that again, CHUBBY THIGHS! I pinch them and squish them and nibble on them occasionally. And today? She shocked the hell out of herself by rolling over for the first time. I've never thought much of that milestone before but for some reason this time I was all, <i>biggest smartest most genius baybee alive</i>! Even though she's 6 months and should have most definitely perfected that trick by now. Whatevs. She's brilliant.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">Oh hai. My mom thinks I haz big smartz. </span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">She stupid.</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"></span></span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7VReH1pYx8oU1hUoNKG7jeY8RPqtOGSWsCcevWjGaRmp5CT6ZS-TaV0ydpdLYkIvx12CEh-5bDVhrlQnT3UcH3do68yeiWFIxy4BS0oLXTSpD6upIXdmWsg4dPkQ6vt38pRDQ_IxhHVk/s1600/tesspool*.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7VReH1pYx8oU1hUoNKG7jeY8RPqtOGSWsCcevWjGaRmp5CT6ZS-TaV0ydpdLYkIvx12CEh-5bDVhrlQnT3UcH3do68yeiWFIxy4BS0oLXTSpD6upIXdmWsg4dPkQ6vt38pRDQ_IxhHVk/s640/tesspool*.jpg" style="cursor: move;" width="480" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div>Anniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13160688264775508305noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3346406991450886451.post-35000746076096917222011-07-11T22:12:00.000-07:002011-07-11T22:12:48.115-07:00Parenting Dilemma Part1<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">One fine morning a few months ago, Ryan and I woke up, gazed directly into each others crustie-encircled eyes, and realized that in only a matter of weeks our romantic morning ritual would be replaced with "Mawwwwm, Daaaaad, Tootsie just took the spoon out of my cereal and licked iiiiiit". At which point a screaming thrashing brawl would ensue. The way we saw it, we had two options. Find someone to smuggle in a 3 month supply of Valium to keep us from chucking our children out a very high window, or sign our them up for any and every summer camp available. We went with option #2. For the past 4 weeks they have been adhering to a rigorous schedule that was planned </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">out in excruciating detail by your truly. And as a result they are still living. By the way, if you have children and you actually look forward to summer? You are not human. Either that or you're a really crappy liar. </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Don't get me wrong here. It was very cool to see my kid up there rockin' the crap out of that guitar. But you guys, again with the age appropriate concept, HE'S ONLY TEN! I had no idea this was what we had signed up for when we decided on guitar camp. And now? Now he want's to actually take lessons at this particular guitar school. I'm losing sleep over this. What would you do? While I feel compelled to allow my kids to be themselves and develop their talents, I can't help but worry that this is just too much too soon. But on the flip side, I've always told them that I will trust them until they give me a reason not to. Am I invoking a punishment before a crime has even been committed by saying no to this? I'm starting to think that we really had something good going with the throwing them out the window plan. Why do things seem so much more complicated and intense than when I was 10. Life was so much easier when we could just peg our pants, throw in a banana clip and head to Hardee's for a hamburger. Yes you did!!!</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Look at those eyes and the redness therein. And that was <i>before</i> the spinal tap. SPINAL. TAP. There was also a cat scan, a catheter, an IV, an EKG, leg x-rays, and blood tests. 10 hours at Primary Children's Hospital, and you wanna know what they found? Get ready, because I'm not sure you're gonna be able to handle the horror of what I'm about to tell you. They found...a scratch on her cornea. I wish I were kidding. I'm going to be paying off medical bills for the rest of my life because peanut baby went all Freddy Krueger on herself with her hangnail. The only redeeming aspect of the day was that every time the doctor came in to examine her he'd go (in the most ridiculous voice imaginable), "who's a wittoe baby bug" like 17 times fast. The "baby bug" wasn't amused. </span><br />
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</div>Anniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13160688264775508305noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3346406991450886451.post-38316994361097464382011-04-13T18:14:00.000-07:002011-04-13T18:14:54.065-07:00Tootsie-isms<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Tootsie: Mom, I wanna go outside</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Tootsie: I don't need a coat.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Me: Yes you do.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Tootsie: No I don't.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Me: Toots, you'll freeze your butt off if you don't wear a coat.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Tootsie: (as she saunters out the door with no coat and no shoes) No I won't. My butt never falls off.</span><br />
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