Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Tootsie-isms

Tootsie:  Mom, I wanna go outside
Me:  Okay great.  Put on a coat.
Tootsie:  I don't need a coat.
Me:  Yes you do.
Tootsie:  No I don't.
Me:  Toots, you'll freeze your butt off if you don't wear a coat.
Tootsie:  (as she saunters out the door with no coat and no shoes) No I won't.  My butt never falls off.


I can't win my way out of a paper bag with this kid.